Breakfast of Pigeons

This is the kind of photo that seems to be screaming for a caption, doesn't it? At least in my mind...

"I don't know about you, Fred, but to me these whole wheat baguettes just ain't the real thing."

"Whose turn was it to bring the coffee?"

"Look at this, guys - even the breadcrumbs are super-sized these days!"

(And then of course this could lead to a whole conversation...)

"Why the heck aren't we speaking French, anyway? Aren't we in Paris?"

"Pigeons don't talk, dummy."

"So then shut the __ up"

etc etc etc

Feel free to come up with your own! First prize is a stale baguette!